baraskank: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
gingerhaze: So you know how Loki changes his clothes by ~shimmering~ in the Avengers What if he’s not actually wearing anything What if his clothes are just an illusion
A short horror story:
robotlauren: lilykyrie: where did the spider go? #ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE
If only i had checked myself– guy who wrecked himself ()
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
guys i find attractive
twice my age
directors-eyes: slowly-intimately: polkadotcummerbund: when did tumblr become avengers.com